“Admit it. We went to school together for four years and you didn’t even know me.”
(Source: ramrambolton, via whambamtysam)
I really fucking hate myself omgg some lady came in to work all concerned about her dog having a heartworm problem and asked if we had medicine so I said we didn’t and then she said oh okay thank you and I got caught between “you’re welcome” and “no problem” I ended up saying YOUR PROBLEM and I just UGH SHIT
(via midnight-vice)
buthereisthething:
sorry not sorry
This makes me want to start reblogging porn. A lot.Just reblog all my porn Kristi, I do enough for most
(Source: buthereisthething, via itwouldappeariwaswrong)